Thursday, August 1, 2019

What The Fuck Pierre?


     So South Dakota decided to chime in and put on full display why no one lives in South Dakota.  Back in March, their state legislature passed a law stating that all public schools in the state must prominently post “In God We Trust” in a common area such as the cafeteria or a main entryway.  The NPR article that was put under my snout can be found here.
     This tremendous waste of time, resources and money that will be diverted from actually educating children will inevitably end in a lawsuit or two.  The only intention of these laws being passed is for them to be struck down in court.  This way white Christians can cry victim and claim that they are being oppressed.  At this point, I guess it could be argued that they are imprisoned in a metaphorical concentration camp of the mind.
     Freedom is a messy thing.  Some people think it means “I can do what I want and you can go fuck yourself.”  That is not how a society can operate unless we were all cut from the same cloth.  And that is part of the sentiment behind this steaming pile of bad logic.  Attempting to instill a love of country and fear of god in each student so everyone is the same and more compliant.  Fuck this flag store patriotism/Hitler Youth brainwashing bullshit.  These signs are to let everyone know that the Great American Stupid is in charge and don't you forget it.
     My main concern is the weird kid that wears black every day and sits by themselves at lunch while reading because I am the forty year old version of that weird kid.  Part of that concern is how exactly are they going to get the fuck out of South Dakota as soon as possible.  They need to start stealing their parents' beer money to buy guitars and one way bus tickets.
     We need to compile a list of the weird kids in South Dakota to put together a humanitarian mission to send them music and books.  Stuff their brains with the Clash, Against Me!, Aus-Rotten and the Ramones.  Let these kids know that it might not get better out here but at least they're not alone.
     I'm not necessarily thinking of a union of weirdos to pull this off.  More of a loose collection of wayward souls.  There's no way we could have meetings because none of us would leave the house to attend.
     Nonsense like this makes me wonder where it all went sideways.  In the late 1800s and early 1900s, the Midwest used to be heavily populated with freethinkers and rabble rousers.  Immigrants from other countries, no less.  What happened to the people that were instrumental in unionizing industry to make their children think that living in a “right to work” state was a good idea?
     Indiana alone gave us the titans Eugene V. Debs and Kurt Vonnegut.  Now the state is unleashing the likes of Mike Pence upon us all.  He couldn't think his way out of a wet paper bag that was already torn in half.
     Maybe all of those cuts to education funding over the past few decades actually had the desired effect.  It didn't help that whatever funding remained was diverted from teaching children to become well rounded global citizens to shepherd in the future.  The leftover money was dumped into football stadiums to give them concussions.  That money may as well have been set on fire.
     A populace that doesn't know how to think can be easily manipulated into going against their own best interests.  That partially explains the TV preacher and the huckster politician.  They've got snake oil that needs sold and the under educated 'merican is ripe for the selling.
     Every time signs like these go up in a public place, it's a reminder that the dullards have the numbers and they're waiting to see who might be brave enough to stand up to them or who lets it slide.  Letting these acts of aggression slide over the years has given them the confidence that no one will challenge them.  Ever since that slow escalator descent into hell four years ago, they have been emboldened so they no longer care if they are challenged.
     These signs may as well read “Ignorance Is Strength.”







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