Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Three Shows In Two Nights And Enough Coffee To Choke A Goat

     It was quite a bipolar run of days starting this past Friday (12/28/2018).  So much music bookended by so much mundane bullshit.
     After the eight hour death march to 3:30 that is day job and a brief nap, I found myself at Artists Image Resource, a print shop on the North Side.  Apparently, they also have the occasional show in their rather large back room and this time around Killer Of Sheep was on the bill so through the tunnel and over the bridge I went with a fully charged camera and a blank SD card.
     Before the bands started playing, it was weird overhearing young people have conversations about being old and how things were better when they were young.  These kids were in their early to mid twenties and they were essentially saying “Back in my day...” to when they were seventeen.  I quickly walked to another part of the print shop to avoid getting my ass kicked for being the coffin dodger that couldn't stop laughing at them.
     I didn't catch the name of the first band that went on but they did alright once they figured out how to set up their gear.  They had to have been a relatively new band because they took forever to get it together.  You can always tell how long a band has been at it by the amount of time it takes them to go from road cases to actually playing.  Bands that have been around for a while know how to get going in a limited amount of time or don't care and get it together on the fly.
     Killer Of Sheep went on second and effectively woke the crowd up after crashing down on top of them.  They are such a solid band that never disappoints.  There isn't much else to say about them other than go see them every time the opportunity presents itself.
     I missed the other two bands that played because after helping Killer Of Sheep load out and discovering my backpack was soaked in some sort of booze, I was off to Howler's, in Bloomfield, to see Submachine after a stop at Crazy Mocha to replenish my caffeine levels.
     I don't know who the first two bands to play were but I will say the hair metal scene and the extremely long winded, guitar solo driven, rock 'n' roll bands in Pittsburgh sure can draw a crowd.  There were lots of scarves and hair-dos in the crowd as if it were a Tommy Lee look-a-like convention.  I'm not sure how Submachine ended up on the bill but I was certainly interested to see how the 80s burn out, fashion rockers were going to handle brazen, “We don't give a fuck” punk rock.
     The second band that went on was a bit of a puzzler.  The singer felt compelled to tell rape jokes between songs on more than one occasion which was a bit of a turn off for the aging punker with a teenage daughter demographic.  I'm used to singers saying bizarre shit between songs to provoke an audience but this was just creepy.
     The band also thought it was necessary to close out their set the way it began by playing the same song twice.  That just seems disingenuous and inefficient to me.  The idea of wasting a crowd's time like that would have never even dawned on me because I'd see it as disrespectful.  But I was horribly wrong because the crowd enjoyed having seconds and ate that shit up all over again.
     Submachine closed out the night and, to my surprise, didn't chase the crowd out into the street. Their bass player couldn't make the show so Rickey, who usually plays rhythm guitar, plugged a bass into his usual set up instead of his guitar.  I don't know if it was the bass run into the guitar amp or the sound guy suffering from last-band-of-the-night-so-who-gives-a-shit-itis or a combination of the two but there was definitely a low end rumble through the course of their set.  Hearing the songs put through that prism did have its charms.
     Another upside of the night was running into former Crayon Death guitarist, Mike Stains.  He was there shooting video for one of the other bands.  We caught up a bit and I apologized for the reissue of their record that Wile E. Coyoted in my face.
     Saturday afternoon was spent editing photos from the night before and partaking in what seems to be my new pre-show ritual.  Napping for an hour which is then followed by a half hour of internal debate over whether or not I want to leave the house and deal with humanity.  As of late, I seem to be doing better than usual in giving myself the needed shove out the door.
     This was my first trip to the Rock Room, which is in Polish Hill, so I was not sure what to expect. The performance space at the Rock Room is a low ceilinged room that could hold about two hundred people if the fire marshal is looking the other way.  The Rock Room is either exempt from the county's smoking ban or they prefer not to enforce it.  The only non-smoking section was two inches from the floor which had taken on the attributes of a Slip 'n' Slide after drinks were either spilled or thrown about the room when the bands started to play.
     The bill was 9 Shocks Terror, Submachine, Blood Pressure and Scavenger Of Death.  I got to the venue early to check out sight lines and realized that I was going to be in a tough spot for taking pictures when the room filled in.  There would be no room to move around to get shots from different areas/angles.
     As the sardine can started to get cramped, I noticed that my social anxiety decided to crank itself up to eleven.  I found myself in the back corner by the merch table because that was the only spot that had some sort of open space.  The mental game of checkers had begun and I was talking myself out of taking pictures and even thinking about heading home as Scavenger Of Death was about to start the proceedings.  After a brief conversation with, and a few words of encouragement from, Alex Submachine, into the pit I went, camera in tow.
     There was enough movement in the crowd for me to wind my way up to the stage-right “speaker stack.”  I suddenly had to learn how to take shots in a crowd which is something I never had to do before since none of the bands I had previously taken pictures of could draw enough people to fill my living room.  At some point the camera's viewfinder fogged up because of the sweat filled cloud of humidity that settled in the room.  After that it was a lot of “Gee, I hope this turns out” while sticking the camera in the air and pushing the button.  I had to keep reminding myself that I'm no longer shooting film and that the ones and zeros of the digital age will make more pictures.
     After Scavenger Of Death and Blood Pressure, my decision to wear layers and sneakers had come back to haunt me.  I had completely sweat through my clothes and my feet had gotten a good stomping.  A smarter person would have gone outside to get some air but I found an equal amount of comfort in my discomfort.  My lungs were burning from the lack of oxygen and my eyes were dried out from the amount of smoke that had replaced the oxygen.  I kept thinking to myself, “Wow, I haven't felt this shitty at a show in almost twenty years.  I'm enjoying this for some reason.”
     Submachine went on next and did their thing.  This was the point in the evening where the floor stopped serving its purpose as something that could be stood on.  There really wasn't that much movement in the crowd to match the amount of bodies eating it on the floor.  I still can't understand why someone would hit the pit after paying for however much a beer costs just to spill it all over the place.  I'm a straight up coffee addict and I treat every cup of coffee as if it were a Faberge egg and go into mourning if I spill even a drop.
     Submachine is clearly a band that does not get the credit that they deserve.  They don't really operate from a set list.  There is a basic framework of a set that they go by and then songs are called out and everyone has to be on the same page by the count in.  Even in moments when someone in the band doesn't hear what song was called out and the wheels fall off at least they don't take themselves too seriously.  They have a laugh and hit it again.
     Saturday was no different.  They got on stage and showed everyone how it's done for forty or so minutes before going off into the night.  I will swear on a stack of Clash records that guitar player Jeff is one of the best punk rock guitar players around.
     9 Shocks Terror is a band from Cleveland that is apparently doing a run of reunion shows.  I had somehow missed them the first time around but I'm glad I caught them this time.  I did end up bailing about halfway through their set due to the growing pain in my foot from being stepped on more times than it's used to.  I got my shots of the band and hung in the back for a few songs but standing was no longer an option.  I will definitely pick up their records when I have a chance.
     Sunday was its usual crash landing back to tepid reality.  Laundry, groceries and prepping other things for the week ahead but this time there was photo editing and writing mixed in to lessen the sting of normality.

Here are my two favorite pictures from the weekend:

Alex, from Submachine, on stage at Howler's:


Oyo, from Killer Of Sheep, in the pit at the Rock Room:


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