I have
found an immense amount of joy in the story of the dumb ass that
attempted to go proselytizing on North Sentinel Island and caught an
arrow in the chest for his efforts. Much like when an animal attacks
a hunter, I can't stop laughing at the amount of stupid that was
involved in this moron's death.
North
Sentinel Island is part of a chain of islands in the Bay of Bengal
known as the Andaman/Nicobar islands, off the coast of India. India
has administrative rights over the islands and has established a
perimeter five miles off of the coast of North Sentinel that no one
is permitted to enter.
This
dumb ass paid a group of fishermen to escort him to the area and he
kayaked the rest of the way. On his first attempt, he had to use his
waterproof Bible to fend off an arrow while he was still in his kayak
trying to preach from just off shore. On his second attempt, he
reached shore and met his demise.
In addition to being a "missionary," this
asshole was a self-proclaimed “Instagram Adventurer.” I guess
that's a thing people can be these days. In his journal, he
considered the island to be Satan's last stronghold and wondered why
the Sentinelese were defensive and hostile. He thought he would be
greeted with open arms because he was bringing them Jesus. This dumb
ass was so delusional that he thought he could be the one to pacify
the natives after multiple attempts over the past couple hundred
years have ended with similar results.
There
are only about 100 natives left living on this island and hopefully
they killed this idiot before he had a chance to cough and kill the
lot of them because of their lack of immunity to disease. The
audacity of this shithead to think that they needed Jesus in their
lives even though they seemed to be doing just fine for the past
several thousand years without being duped into believing Superman
was real.
The
first reports that came out in travel magazines about this incident
described this dumb ass as a tourist. Fuck that noise. He was no
tourist. He was an interloper that got what he deserved. The Great
American Stupid took to the internet to feign outrage that this idiot
was killed and something should be done about it. Something was
done. Indian authorities arrested the fishermen and someone that has
been described as a missionary that helped this doofus plan his way
around the coast guard. They are being charged with culpable
homicide for aiding this dumb ass to his death. As they should be. Everyone involved, including the dumb ass that was killed, knew that
they were breaking the law by getting this guy on the island but they
got him there anyway.
This
arrogant, ignorant American thought he could go to this island to
preach the word of his imaginary friend and everyone should be okay
with it because he had God on his side. This is one of the big
problems that I have with religion and blind faith. That faith can
very easily lead you down a path that you shouldn't go anywhere near. Blind faith has led to, among many other things, the denial of child
molestation, Evangelicals voting against their own best interests and
now this dumb ass getting killed because he wanted to kick Satan off
of his favorite vacation spot.
I'm
sure there were mega-church services somewhere in the Midwest that
are considering this idiot to be a martyr and are now raising funds
to send missionaries back to the island to recover the body of this
dipshit and to tame the “savages.” The hubris of White World
Supremacy knows no bounds. These people have their heads planted so
firmly up their own asses that they can't fathom that the Sentinelese
don't want to be in the Jesus business and don't have a problem
protecting themselves when they are encroached upon.
Mike
Pence probably has his chastity belt in a bunch over this thing and
is planning a full scale invasion of the island. That is of course
after the military has completed its mission of protecting our
southern border from children.
This
idiot's body should not be recovered unless it's to put his head on a
pike to be used as a warning that will probably be ignored by the
next dumb ass. This whole incident should serve as a harsh lesson
that Western ways cannot be forced on everyone and everything. Maybe
the world has had enough of people trying to enforce their will where
they are not welcomed.
The
only sad part of this story is that this dumb ass didn't have any
real friends in his life that had a brain in their heads to say to him, “Hey, dumb
ass. Stop being such a dumb ass before your dumb ass gets killed.” No one in his family did anything to prevent him from doing this. His family could have alerted the authorities and had him stopped at
the airport before he got through customs.
His
fanaticism led him to his death and hopefully he was the only one
hurt because of his actions.
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