Wednesday, January 3, 2018

A Series Of Evenings Not Spent On My Couch

Context:  This was written after I had decided to try the writing thing again but before I decided what to do with the pieces after they had been written.  This may seem dated since the shows were a few months ago but please keep in mind that these are exercises to see if the machinery still works.

     It has been an interesting month or so that has made Pittsburgh almost feel like a real town.  Quicksand, Against Me!, Boris and Dinosaur Jr. have all been through town over the course of the past four weeks.
     For me this was a big deal.  Since the local music scene seems to be hiding under a rock, or only appears when I'm not looking, being spoiled for choice was an odd occurrence.  When all of these shows were announced, I almost decided not to go to them.  I have grown tired of the crowds that come along with live music in Pittsburgh.  There are only so many times I can handle someone drunkenly screaming out, “Go, Local Sports Team!!!” during a band's performance.
     All four shows were at the same venue, Mr. Smalls Funhouse.  Since they started serving food in the upstairs, I've started getting to the shows early to grab something to eat.  They sling a mean burger and I am a sucker for it.
     First up was Quicksand.  I went with the bacon cheeseburger with a side of hummus and pita.  Going to see the reformed line up of Quicksand had me worried.  Given the fact that their previous shows since the reunion have all been at various festivals, I wasn't sure what to expect.  In some instances bands will get back together for festivals because the promoter will make an offer they'd be stupid to refuse.  Then they walk through their greatest hits and call it a day until the next big offer comes in.  I don't fault these bands for this but if you're going to do it, then do it.  Walking through a set for nostalgia dollars is disrespectful to the audience and, more importantly, to the music.
     Quicksand's two albums, Slip and Manic Compression, figure prominently in my brain pan so I was overly concerned that the images in my head were in danger of being sullied.  Within seconds of Walter Schriefels taking the stage, I knew we were all in for a special evening.  The band hit it and hit it hard.  And more importantly, it looked like they were all having fun while playing.  They would play tricks on the audience by starting the intro to Land Mine Spring and then go into another song as the crowd was primed and ready for it.
     This was in stark contrast to when I saw Walter's other band, Rival Schools, a few years ago.  It was towards the end of the tour and the band seemed to be imploding on itself.  The guitar player left the band, for the second time, after realizing that he was in band and might have to go on tour.  The remaining members held it together and went out as a three piece.  Rival Schools was great that night but you could tell they all knew it was the end of the line and they weren't having a good time playing with that knowledge.  Shortly after the tour, they went into the studio and recorded six or seven songs but sputtered out somewhere along the way and the songs never saw the light of day.
     Quicksand seems to be doing things backwards these days.  The tour was announced before the new album was announced and the release date of the album was after the tour which puts the band at a disadvantage when it comes to taking dollars off of folks at the merch table.  But given the history of the band, I think they're doing it the Quicksand way.
     A week later, Against Me! passed through town.  I went with the cheeseburger minus the bacon.
Laura Jane Grace and the rest of the band finally seem to be coming into their own.  After two albums and several shows with the current line up, things are settling in to where they have an opportunity to do something similar to Bob Dylan's never ending tour.  They ended up playing a lot of songs from Reinventing Axl Rose because they were planning to play the album from end to end at this year's Fest, in Florida, and needed to get the songs back into shape.
     The band has a very loose swagger to them these days.  To the point where it sounds like the wheels might fall off a song at any time but they're tight enough to hold it down.  Against Me! is nothing but pure punk rock fun from beginning to end.  The band was all smiles and I swear the bass player is the long lost love child of Dee Dee Ramone and Lemmy, right down to the Rickenbacker.
     Unlike some folks, I could care less about Laura Jane's identity and transition or whatever you want to call it.  If you front a band that's that good, you could be the goddamned Purple People Eater for all I care.  Although at this point, I'm sure the more discerning fashion punkers gave up on Against Me! because the crowd sizes have grown beyond that of a basement show.  And I will say that it is really weird to see the drunk frat boy jocks that normally go to shows to beat up people smaller than they are belting out the lyrics to True Trans Soul Rebel.  I'm not sure but that might be considered progress of some sort.
     Next up was the face melting, Japanese metal heavyweights Boris. Back to the bacon cheeseburger.
     I was the second person in line when the doors opened so I could order my food, slam it down and then take my usual spot behind the soundboard.  When I got up the stairs, I saw there were already three people in line putting in food orders.  My first thought was “Who are these assholes and how did they get in front of me?”  Once my eyes adjusted to the dim lighting I knew exactly who those assholes were.  It was Boris placing their post-soundcheck food order.  I said hello and thank you to the band for coming through town because I'm still not sure how Pittsburgh ended up on their schedule.
     The band Helms Alee was one of the openers.  I'm not sure what happened to this band but they have gotten much better than when I saw them open for the Melvins last year.  Although I was in a pretty shitty mood at that Melvins show so it might have just been me.
     Boris caused so much low end rumble throughout the venue that it gave me a sneezing fit because my nostrils were vibrating from it.  They are a band that could be considered an equivalent to classical music.  There are movements with ups and downs in their music and they effectively use silence as a weapon.  So when the drunken slack-jawed yocal would exclaim, “Woooooo,” during every quiet moment he would effectively ruin the transition to the next movement.   Way to go moron.  Save it for the football game, dipshit.
     They played their new album Dear front to back which was brain crushing.  I have come very close to melting my house while listening to that LP.  It was funny to hear the youths outside, before the show, wondering if they should wear earplugs or not.  It would be a mistake that they'll pay for in twenty years if they didn't.
     Boris played Farewell, from the Pink album, to close the show.  Given the fact that the band almost hung it up instead of releasing Dear, I think it was a fitting goodbye and this tour is their victory lap before they move on to bigger, better and louder things.
     Two nights later, it was Dinosaur Jr.  It was the last night of the tour so there was a definite scent in the air of zero fucks being given.  To give my arteries a break, I went with the veggie wrap with blue cheese crumbles instead of the burger.  Good choice.
     I went to high school with the house sound engineer and he reports that Boris broke one of the PA speakers.  It took most of the previous day to lower the string of speakers from the ceiling, make the repairs and get the string back in place before the internet-teen pop sensation played the night before.  Needless to say, he was not happy about all of the extra work.  My only response was, “Yep, they'll do that.” When I saw Boris at the Grog Shop in Cleveland last year, it felt like the walls were going to cave in.
     Easy Action, from Detroit, opened.  The singer of the band is John Brannon from Negative Approach and Laughing Hyenas.  He is a through and through punk rock/hardcore legacy. I saw them back in March when they played with Dinosaur Jr. at the Beachland Ballroom, also up in Cleveland, and I was instantly a fan.  The Pittsburgh crowd hated Easy Action to the point it was funny.  This bunch of lightweights couldn't handle the band.  Between every song there were shouts of, “You suck!!!,” and the like.
     No one seemed to remember that Dinosaur Jr. couldn't get arrested in their younger days and ended up playing a lot of shows with hardcore bands such as Negative Approach.  When putting this tour together of course Dinosaur Jr. would want to take out a band that they are friends with.  I guess some people were expecting a Dave Mathews cover band to be the opener.  I don't know what these people were thinking and how they weren't able to stomach a straight up rock 'n' roll band.
     Dinosaur Jr. came out and did their thing.  A smattering of new songs mixed in with the greatest hits.  I'm of the opinion that they should drop the old songs and stick to tracks from the four new albums.  But that's just me.  I'm sure they'd be crucified if they didn't play Freak Scene.  As much as I enjoy the old records, forward movement is always more interesting to me.
     To play Left/Right from Give A Glimpse of What Yr Not, J and Lou switched instruments.  The band is at the point where they do what they want, audience be damned, and it was great to hear J play bass.  They also have an extra drum kit and guitar/amp set up.  The drum and guitar techs come out and play on The Wagon to make things louder than they already are.  It was wild to see the drum tech keep time with Murph and the song somehow didn't fall apart.
     The encore is where the night took a glorious wrong turn for the crowd.  Dinosaur Jr. came back out and played an audience request and then John Brannon came back out and grabbed the mic.  To my surprise and great delight they played a few Negative Approach songs which led to the audience booing and throwing things.  They closed out the show with T.V. Eye, by the Stooges, with Dan on vocals.   It was quite the scene to behold watching J. Mascis throw down on those Ron Asheton riffs. Again, the crowd had no idea what they were witnessing and reacted with more booing and went home feeling dejected.  J and company did not seem very animated until they hit those Negative Approach songs.  They suddenly came to life and pushed all of the air out of the room but the dumb ass crowd couldn't put together that they were seeing something really special.  Always remember, if it's the last night of the tour, expect something out of the ordinary.  Like Dinosaur Jr. manhandling one of the greatest rock 'n' roll songs ever committed to tape.

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