One of the funnier things that I’ve heard of late is that a former teacher from the Pittsburgh suburbs wants to return to teaching after he was granted a pardon for participating in the insurrection on January 6, 2021. While everything around us seems to be descending into the dumbest form of chaos imaginable, I found this to be spectacularly dumb and couldn’t stop laughing the laugh of the doomed.
I mean, the astounding size of the great white balls on this dumb motherfucker. He must have to wear a back brace to walk around with them. Simply because you were granted a pardon by your cult leader of a snake oil salesman does not mean you should get your life back. Life is not a video game with a reset feature. This idiot is trying to circumvent the finding out stage of fucking about.
This douchebag wasn’t one of the many aimless morons that got swept up in the events of the day. There are numerous photos and videos from that day showing that he was front and center in an attempt to violently overthrow the government. Now that he obtained a get out of jail free card, he wants to go back to teaching children. I’m still trying to figure out how he was a teacher in the first place. And he was a history teacher, no less. There are truly no standards anymore.
January 6th wasn’t just a field day for white supremacists and, in the aftermath, these shitheads think they can go about living like nothing happened. “Awww gee, Ma, we wasn’t doin’ nothin’. Just poopin’ on the walls and killing cops.” Actions have consequences, regardless of what the current moment is displaying to the contrary. Pleading and saying sorry doesn’t erase the initial act.
These assholes should be ostracized from our communities. Not only for their actions on that day but also for being so easily duped by their false idol. Everyone involved should have faced harsh consequences for the events of January 6th. And I am really torn by saying that. As much as I’m in favor of beating up cops and overthrowing governments, I like my revolution to have a lot less blatant racism involved. I still don’t want to imagine the severity of the violence that would have been brought down by the state if something like that happened during the uprisings in the summer of 2020.
Every politician that enabled and egged on these dipshits should have been forcibly removed from office and made an example of. In one of the greatest displays of fecklessness that I have ever seen, the Justice Department moved at a snail's pace and Congress did nothing outside of a handful of hearings. Everyone that could have done something about it claimed if they did their actions would be seen as political. Well, no shit. It was an act of political violence so the response would be political. No wonder there’s no real opposition being put forth while everything is on fire and being looted by billionaires.
This dumb ass went so far to think that it would be a good idea to be interviewed by the local evening news for some reason. He spent time railing against Critical Race Theory, DEI and trans people saying that classrooms were being infected by them. In a spectacular display of not knowing what words mean, he also said that he wants a classroom full of free thinkers. Free thinking doesn’t mean spouting conspiracy theory nonsense to our youth. From the sound of it, he wants to indoctrinate children by bringing his bullshit into a classroom.
When pressed about his actions on January 6th, he had the audacity to say that he stole a cop’s baton and beat them with it because the cop hit him first. That was downright hilarious. Maybe the cop was swinging their baton because this dumb motherfucker was charging into the Capitol building when he probably shouldn’t have been doing so.
To make things even funnier, he was still clinging to the claim that there were “outside agitators” involved with breaching the building. The only “outside agitators” that were there were the numerous white supremacy groups that were coordinating their efforts. If the great ANTIFA boogeyman were actually that organized, the Capitol would already have been turned into a large community garden to feed the people of Washington DC.
This goofball was definitely giving off the kind of vibes that he would rather get into a fight to prove that he was right than be open to have a conversation about anything that challenged his narrow worldview. With his remarkable lack of self-awareness, he still believes that the 2020 election was stolen even though there was never any evidence to prove it. Unless we’re counting the evidence that was clearly and laughably made up. Which we’re not.
Of course the lightweight local “journalist” didn’t push back on any of the nonsense this dumb ass was spewing. But, then again, what would be the point of pushing back against this moron that’s choosing to live within his own delusional reality. He would much rather hold onto his white victimhood for dear life than admit that he was wrong about anything. So incredibly wrong that he went to prison for his actions.
I can’t wait for him to file the inevitable lawsuits to get his state teaching certifications back and then to sue the school district to get his job back. He’ll be jumping up and down, screaming and yelling until he gets his way because he got himself a pardon. In his broken brain, that somehow means everything should go back to the way it was before he felt compelled to don tactical gear and start punching cops.
As the days are getting darker and we are being surrounded by a group of the worst pigfuckers and monsters imaginable, I keep thinking of Isaac Asimov’s idea that there’s a false notion in this country that democracy means someone’s ignorance is equal to someone else’s knowledge. Somewhere along the way, we collectively forfeited the ability to call someone stupid and laugh them out of the room for the sake of not wanting to seem impolite. It’s out of this desire to uphold a false sense of decorum that we are so inconceivably fucked and our institutions were unable to prevent the bullies from winning.
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